I make sure the Speedsters are provided with an abundance of cuddles. It helps creativity. Essentially I’m a Creative Facilitator. See CV

Bert's CV

With a wealth of experience in human insight, I am the driving force behind the creative strategies of the business. Being a Creative Facilitator, I provide a fun break for the Speedsters and by allowing them to stroke me I help focus their minds. I also motivate them with my sporadic barking which I know they enjoy very much.

I keep the teams chairs warm when they’re not on them and I protect them from the evil “Postie” and “Courier” humans.


  • Standing on my back legs like a tripod
  • Inexplicably barking like mad


  • Walkies
  • Raiding the bin
  • Brian Griffin
  • Costumes
  • Trashing David's brand new shoes


  • Cats
  • The Client Services Team
  • Lassie - that righteous...
  • Being exploited by Speed for their marketing efforts
  • Couriers and the Postie.

Random Fact

My name’s not actually Bert. It’s actually Hymo and I’m Polish.

Be the person your dog thinks you are


Hey Barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

Brian Griffin, Family Guy